Zaalbar Quotes & Sayings

I believe anger is a wasted emotion, and I don't like to waste emotions. — Jim Webb

Government! Government! What do I get for all I give, I'd like to know! Potholes and bombs! — Cecil Dawkins

Sometimes I drink coffee at 03:57am, only I call it beer, and it's really purple wine, disguised as clear distilled water, taken from my invisible car's radiator. She used to like radiator water too, so this also serves as a self-reminder to never share a glass with someone who has had hepatitis. Glasses are the main source of broken relationships. I mean glass hearts, as they only bend and change their shape under extremely high temperatures, which, unfortunately, are technically impossible to achieve in some places, like Soviet Russia, where nothing ever happens, because it doesn't really exist anymore. — Will Advise

If money was my only motivation, I would organize myself differently. — Placido Domingo

With 'Downton Abbey,' you're always stuck in one stately home. — Kit Harington