Yuzzy Quotes & Sayings

President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question. I look forward to the day I can call the IRS and get a voice that says, 'Sorry, that number has been disconnected.' — Jay Leno

Men have marble, women waxen, minds. — William Shakespeare

You are always better off to read a book, anyway, than to meet the person behind it. — Matthew Pearl

The banquet of eternal glory is made out of the ingredients of time. — Arnold Albert Van Ruler

I wondered how it was possible I had found words out there in the world but could lose them in the house where I was born
Sarah Grimke — Sue Monk Kidd

Captain, your fecal aroma is disturbing our meditation." "I — Lindsay Buroker

My family understands the pain of struggling with a loved one who's suffering from a blood-related cancer, and we seek to support those who are working to find a cure. — Nadia Bjorlin

I was really lucky. My gal pal was my mom. — Ana Ortiz

I've traveled across the world, trying to outrun my memories of you. But damned if I didn't get to every fucking continent and still see your face on the other side of my camera lens - in a crowded Tibetan market, on the cliffside of a snowy Himalayan peak, in the reflection of a muddy river in Thailand. You were always there, haunting me, around every corner. — Julie Johnson

There are a lot of things that immigrants, especially Chinese-Americans, want to share with their children, but there are a lot of things they don't want to share. — Anchee Min

Look son, the Human Pig.

(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!

(deadpan)Another animal could do this? — Larry Gonick

Patience," he said, his eyes intent on his project.
"Patience is no' a virtue I have, Dash. I'm very sorry ta tell ye, but ye would have found out soon enough anyway. — Lydia Dare