Yunis Cafe Quotes & Sayings

Whoever is just willingly and without compulsion will not lack happiness; he will never be utterly destroyed. — Aeschylus

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. — Robert Wagner

In all our deeds, the proper value and respect for time determines success or failure. — Malcolm X

When you live in Beijing for a while, you gain a finely tuned understanding of air. — Evan Osnos

I like to watch mankind in its futile attempt to understand the unknown, when they don't even understand that which they know. — Terrence Howard

Me and Mike, ve vork in mine,
Holy shit, ve have good time.
Vunce a veek ve get our pay,
Holy shit, no vork next day. — Kurt Vonnegut

We were on the same boat, just trying to figure it all out. — Blakney Francis

I ask mostly to see if I can get her to blush ten shades deeper, see if the color would bleed down her neck and light up her boobs like a pair of Christmas ornaments. — Addison Moore

I'm never gonna try it, because you got to pay a lot for cocaine, and that's not the way I want to spend my money. — Moses Malone

I am not responsible for creating an opposition, neither am I responsible for appointing my own successor. My job is to allow for the opposition to exist within what the realms of the law. There is space in Rwanda for political parties - if fact we have about a dozen of them - as long as their objective is not to take us back twenty two years. On that point, we are and will always be very vigilant. — Paul Kagame

Thin Burning Light Gun
If the car found life, it could try to use this gun to learn about it, but the life might not be alive when it was done. — Randall Munroe

What's your personal computer, anyways? Your personal computer should be something that's always on your person. — Bill Joy