Young Stand Up Comedians Quotes & Sayings

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. — Bill Cosby

Whatever you do, do it with all your heart and soul. — Bernard Baruch

I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy clubs were starting. The young comedians of today gasp when I tell them how many shows I did that first year: 500. Five nights a week. — Emo Philips

Everyone should drink champagne on their birthday. — Jojo Moyes

I did a film about the Zodiac Killer. It turned out well. — Robin Tunney

I think you're just as emotionally unavailable as I am. I avoid men because I'm afraid I'll lose my heart, and you go from girl to girl to keep from giving yours away. — Ann Everett

Sometimes the answer to prayer is not that it changes life, but that it changes you. — James Dillet Freeman

Were you happy?" "If you look at things from a distance," I said as I swallowed some lobster, "most anything looks beautiful. — Haruki Murakami