You May Be A Redneck Quotes & Sayings

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication — Jeff Foxworthy

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. — Jeff Foxworthy

I believe a family just isn't complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy's nose right around the time they divorced. — Cole Alpaugh

What this world needs is a few more Rednecks — Charlie Daniels

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. — Jeff Foxworthy

I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off. — Bobcat Goldthwait

Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back — Kenny Chesney

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. — Jeff Foxworthy

Is it too redneck to say you look sexy operating a radio? Chase.. — Kristen Simmons

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. — Jeff Foxworthy

The enemy of the black is not the white. The enemy of capitalist is not communist, the enemy of homosexual is not heterosexual, the enemy of Jew is not Arab, the enemy of youth is not the old, the enemy of hip is not redneck, the enemy of Chicano is not gringo and the enemy of women is not men. We all have the same enemy. The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind. The enemy is every expert who practices technocratic manipulation, the enemy is every proponent of standardization and the enemy is every victim who is so dull and lazy and weak as to allow himself to be manipulated and standardized. — Tom Robbins

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy

When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff. — Trey Parker

I don't think I'm a good ol' boy. Honestly, the last thing I am is a redneck. I like silk sheets, fancy cars, beautiful women, good whiskey. — Joe Jamail

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past. — Ben Folds

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels. — Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if ... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if ... you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if ... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light — Jeff Foxworthy

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

She lives in a town of sorry history,
indifferent to ethical perspectives,
apathetic to female attributes,
cargo and trunk liners,
spilled oil in the garage,
telephone poles shaped like liquor bottles,
sustaining burly weather,
cardiac distressing cold,
tobacco and mortality,
lying face-up on the bar's concrete floor,
no one can waste a life
faster than a Montana redneck. — Brian D'Ambrosio

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth. — Jeff Foxworthy

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not. — Christopher Hitchens

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. — Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. — Jeff Foxworthy

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America. — Jon Stewart

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets. — Lou Reed

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. — Jeff Foxworthy

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence. — Stanley Crouch

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy