You Can't Choose Your Family Funny Quotes & Sayings

For dear me, why abandon a belief
Merely because it ceases to be true — Robert Frost

Odd how people interested in religion spend so much time trying to convert the obvious meaning of their texts that are their authority. — Nanamoli Thera

Give me a mandolin and I'll play you rock 'n' roll. — Keith Moon

Does love cease to exist the second you kiss another person? Is love that fickle? — Jay Bell

Everybody always asks me, 'How much can you bench?' I'm like, 'I don't know. I don't lift weights.' Now that I'm in college, we lift weights every once in a while, but not maxing out. We do things with a weight vest on ... That surprises people, too, how strong you can get by just basically lifting your body all the time. — Jacob Dalton

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any. — Samuel L. Jackson

I sold my soul to the devil. Lucifer will have my soul. — Tyler, The Creator