Yottle Quotes & Sayings

Me working and you laying around. All the neighbors think I am supporting you." "Hell, I worked and you laid around." "That's different. You're a man, I'm a woman." "Oh, I didn't know that. I thought you bitches were always screaming for equal rights? — Charles Bukowski

Bhakti is a Social Force — Pandurang Shastri Athavale

Reason and calm judgment, the qualities specially belonging to a leader. — Tacitus

The catch is that for most people the New Testament is taken as proof for the conventional picture of Christian origins, and the conventional picture is taken as proof for the way in which the New Testament was written. . . . For this reason the New Testament is commonly viewed and treated as a charter document that came into being much like the Constitution of the United States. According to this view, the authors of the New Testament were all present at the historic beginnings of the new religion and collectively wrote their gospels and letters for the purpose of founding the Christian church that Jesus came to inaugurate. Unfortunately for this view, that is not the way it happened. — Burton L. Mack

If we'd been edible we'd never have lasted this long. — Russell Hoban

When Jesus says you must leave your family to follow Him, he doesn't necessarily mean physically. He means leave your dependence on them, make an emotional break with them. — Anne Graham Lotz

If you're actually allowing your creative part to control your writing rather than a more commercial instinct or motive, then you'll find that all sorts of interesting things will bubble up to the surface. — Emma Thompson

This man who ate her apple cores and turned even that into something of a moral act. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

There is one thing that I do find extraordinary and it never ceases to amaze me. That even in this day and age, in any day and age, that people always insist on believing their heroes are men — Lucretia Grindle

There's the yottle in the bottle, whom I do not wish to keep, but the zillow on my pillow always helps me fall asleep. — Dr. Seuss

I write 'by the seat of my pants.' I love to do research. I am inspired by contemporary writers and contemporary events. I live in the real world. — Iris Johansen

When you're running a bureaucracy the best way to safeguard your job is to make sure you're the only one who knows how the whole thing works. -Lord Julius — Dave Sim

There is one excuse for every mistake a man can make, but only one. When a fellow makes the same mistake twice he's got to throw up both hands and own up to carelessness or cussedness. — George Horace Lorimer

My brain was telling me this was a bad idea and I told my brain to shut the fuck up, because it rarely told me anything helpful. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I love New York. I love to come here, to play here, the tradition here. I'll never forget my first home run here was over Mickey Mantle's head. — Tony Oliva