Yoor Quotes & Sayings

The story of a passionate woman in a stale marriage is as old as Helen of Troy. — G. Willow Wilson

It's not funny, Joan. My bras are all in the first row, color-coded alphabetically from left to right, and then a row of panties, all folded in little squares, and then slips. And socks along the back row. Everything's so neat it makes me want to throw up. — Virginia Smith

Marie's drunk texts:
Marie: Horse, muss yu
Marie: Why dont anser?
Marie: Horse like yur name. Horsey. I'd like to rid u horsey, LOL. You sleeping? Or busy with someone?
Marie: I know yur there. I bet you got a new gurl alredy. Screw you.
Marie: Screw you and your slut. I hate you. Take yur club and shove it up yur ass I wudn't be yoor old lady for ten milion dollrs. — Joanna Wylde

Change what you can.
Endure what you must .
Do what you ought.
Achieve what you will. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Woak up. Got dresd. Had brekfast. Spoke wif Ergates thi ant who sed itz juss been wurk wurk wurk 4 u lately master Bascule, Y dont u ½ a holiday? & I agreed & that woz how we decided we otter go 2 c Mr Zoliparia in thi I-ball ov thi gargoyle Rosbrith.
I fot Id bettir clear it wif thi relevint oforities furst & hens avoyd any truble (like happind thi lastime) so I went 2 c mentor Scalopin.
Certinly yung Bascule, he sez, i do beleave this is a day ov relativly lite dooties 4 u u may take it off. ½ u made yoor mattins calls?
O yes, I sed, which woznt stricktly tru, in fact which woz pretti strikly untru, trufe btold, but I cude always do them while we woz travelin. — Iain M. Banks

The noblest study of mankind is Man, says Man. — James Thurber

If home isn't a place, what is it?'

'A feeling. — Julianna Baggott

I don't think anything is forever, but when my kids tell me they love me, that's forever. — Steven Tyler

The most important rule of survival, which was that feeling sorry for yourself didn't work. — Gary Paulsen

Hope is the foundational quality of all change, and encouragement is the fuel which keeps hope alive. — Zig Ziglar