Ylvis Mr Toot Quotes & Sayings

Now the advantage is all with the hitters. — Rogers Hornsby

The radio is not for listening to. It is for displaying in the kitchen, so that invited guests will consider you an intellectual."
- Tony Bulmer — Tony Bulmer

Every 36 seconds in America a woman lays her body down forced to choose abortion out of a lack of practical resources and emotional support. Abortion is a reflection that society has failed women. — Patricia Heaton

I disagree with the advice of 'write about what you know.' Write about what you need to know, in an effort to understand. — Donald Windham

I've never been particularly maternal. — Clare Balding

Well how you spect to make her mind? Wives is like children. You have to let 'em know who got the upper hand. Nothing can do better than a good sound beating. (Walker 2000: 34) — Alice Walker

I ain't afraid to tell the world that it didn't take school stuff to help a fella play ball. — Shoeless Joe Jackson

The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you've lived. — Ashton Kutcher

There is no sanctuary of virtue like home. — Edward Everett

The call to leadership excellence means you must now be awake to the reality that you are no longer your own, you are a blessing to society. In business, this will also mean value given to shareholders, customers, employees as well as society. This will take you, your family and your corporate base to appreciate that your leadership role and influence demands that they share you with other causes and stakeholders. As an effective person, you must be able to balance the demands on you and create the additional time that leadership at a higher level requires. — Archibald Marwizi

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot. — Charles Bukowski

Thought makes the whole dignity of man; therefore endeavor to think well, that is the only morality. — Blaise Pascal

He didn't expect that question to send her tripping over her own two feet and flying into the bookstore's erotica section he'd followed her to. Luckily he had fast hands and caught her before her head could make contact with the Kama Sutra. — Shelly Laurenston

In the art and act of mastering, a mistake is a common thing, but it must always shape something and it must always give a distinctive reason for action! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Claire: So we do nothing?
Michael: We do the best nothing you've ever seen. — Rachel Caine