Yeremian Associates Quotes & Sayings

My mind is like a racing engine, tearing itself to pieces because it is not connected up with the work for which it was built. Life is commonplace; the papers are sterile; audacity and romance seem to have passed forever from the criminal world. Can you ask me, then, whether I am ready to look into any new problem, however trivial it may prove? — Arthur Conan Doyle

I shun father and mother and wife and brother, when my genius calls me. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Liberty is a need felt by a small class of people whom nature has endowed with nobler minds than the mass of men; ... Consequently, it may be repressed with impunity. Equality, on the other hand, pleases the masses. — Napoleon Bonaparte

What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to do with budgeting? It's like if you have a family budget and go, 'We really don't know what to take out economically from the budget, so we're going to whack out protein for this week.' — Lewis Black

SWEAR

If this time the eggs don't break,
freckling the sidewalk with yolk splatter,
coating the coffee and the paper towels,
dripping all over my white shoes,
I will never again swing the groceries
back and forth all the way home from the store,
singing and jumping the puddles,
until the bag hits my thigh and I hear
something inside of it crack. — Karen Finneyfrock

I was proceeding slowly one afternoon through torrents of rain and kept seeing that red ghost swimming and shivering with lust in my mirror, when presently the deluge dwindled to a patter, and then was suspended altogether. — Vladimir Nabokov

I think a child may be the only thing that could give me true happiness. — Nicki Minaj

Now God, who has made us, knows what we are and that our happiness lies in Him. — C.S. Lewis

I'm being driven crazy by people who are obsessed with limiting the scope of government, but feel perfectly free to demand that government get involved in women's most personal choices. — Gail Collins

You get changed by the Bill Belichick way, you get changed by the Patriot Way, — Aaron Hernandez

It was like coming home or being born or suddenly finding an entire half of herself that had been missing. — Sarah J. Maas

A lot of my friends are guys, so I'm used to bro antics. — Gillian Jacobs

All men are body conscious. If they say they're not, they're lying. — Gilles Marini