Yepyeni Iki Quotes & Sayings

I've seen few things more depressing than the end-of-season Giants-Padres series in 2001 in which Barry Bonds hit his 68th homer of the year while a .227-hitting, rapidly fossilizing Rickey Henderson staggered like a delirious marathoner toward 3,000 hits. — Stephen Rodrick

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant. — Laurie Notaro

As I wrote, I found that Aibileen had some things to say that really weren't in her character. She was older, soft-spoken, and she started showing some attitude. — Kathryn Stockett

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper

He baptized his adopted child, and named him Quasimodo, either because he wished to mark in this way the day upon which the child was found, or because he wished to show by this name how imperfect and incomplete the poor little creature was. Indeed, Quasimodo, one eyed, hunchbacked, and knock kneed, was hardly more than half made. — Victor Hugo

To enjoy a beautiful life, always believe in your heart that life is wonderful. — Debasish Mridha

The proper way to eat a fig, in society,
Is to split it in four, holding it by the stump,
And open it, so that it is a glittering, rosy, moist, honied, heavy-petalled four-petalled flower. — D.H. Lawrence

I always think I don't do the first one good, so I try to do it more. — Andy Warhol

I met a girl. We talked. It was epic. But then the sun came up and reality set in. Well, this is reality. Right here, — L.J.Smith

They believe each morning begins not just a new day, but a new world. — Rick Riordan

As you walk your various paths, walk with faith. Speak affirmatively and cultivate an attitude of confidence. You have the capacity to do so. Your strength will give strength to others. Do not partake of the spirit so rife in our times. Rather look for good and build upon it. There is so much of the strong and the decent and the beautiful to build upon. You are partakers of the gospel of Jesus Christ. The gospel means "good news." The message of the Lord is one of hope and salvation. The voice of the Lord is a voice of glad tidings. The work of the Lord is a work of glorious accomplishment. — Gordon B. Hinckley

How can we speak of the action of the mind under any divisions, as of its knowledge, of its ethics, of its works, and so forth, since it melts will into perception, knowledge into act? Each becomes the other. Itself alone is. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is an evening twilight of the heart, When its wild passion-waves are lulled to rest. — Fitz-Greene Halleck

For a band like us tracklisting is a massive, massive task. — Ed O'Brien