Yasuke Matsuda Quotes & Sayings

I'm just full of surprises." Watching her, he waved the wrapped bar from side to side. "You can have the candy if you sit on my lap."
That sounds like something perverted old men say to young, stupid girls."
I'm not old, and you're not stupid." He sat, patted his knee. "It's Belgian chocolate."
Just because I'm sitting on your lap and eating your candy doesn't mean you can cop a feel," she said as she folded into his lap. — J.D. Robb

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. — Kin Hubbard

Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love. — Ben Tolosa

He who loves his enemies betrays his friends; this surely is not what Jesus meant. — William Blake

He tried to look ashamed and succeeded simply in looking pleased with himself. Odin — Neil Gaiman

Especially when ultimate decisions of peace and war are involved, a strategist must be aware that bluffs may be called and must take into account the impact on his future credibility of an empty threat. — Henry Kissinger

Good Lord didn't mean for us to hate ourself. He made us to love ourself like He do, with wide open arms. — Rebecca Wells

If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating! — Christopher Jones

Writing songs helped me figure out how to communicate with other people. I finally figured out that if I could express something in a song, I could probably express it in my real life, too. — Sharon Van Etten

Modern minds no longer object to the Church because of the way they think, but because of the way they live. They no longer have difficulties with the Creed, but with her Commandments. The heresy of our day is not the heresy of thought, but of action. — Fulton J. Sheen

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians. — Craig Ferguson