Yaslanma Karsiti Kremler Quotes & Sayings

With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell a joke is their knowledge of themselves, or the persona they've created as themselves. So that when you're in a room with writers, you can say, 'Guys, that's a funny line, but I wouldn't say it.' — Bob Newhart

Men's opinions are based on the size of their bank balance. To have or not to have, as Shakespeare would say.' 'Before — Gabriel Chevallier

As soon as the first piece of foliage came within blade's reach, my student started frantically swinging the machete like he was defending his virtue from a trove of drunken, handsy woodland elves. 'I feel like I'm in the movie Predator,' he said as he decapitated a flower. — Michael Gurnow

Insecurities are about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade. — Brandon Boyd

Technology helped end communism by bringing in information from the outside. — Lech Walesa