Yapcg Quotes & Sayings

If you were in a bar, would you ever go up to a guy or girl and repeat the word "hey" without getting a response? Would you ever go up to a woman you met two minutes ago and beg her to show you one of your boobs? And do you really want to bone someone who responds to this? — Aziz Ansari

The world grows a little darker every day. — George R R Martin

Lucas's position was supine: that is, whenever he heard people arguing about it, he wanted to lie down and take a nap. — John Sandford

The future may unfold in indelible strokes, but it doesn't mean we have to read the same lines over and over. — Jodi Picoult

Philosophy did not find Plato already a nobleman ; it made him one. — Seneca.

People living in different places invent different words for things, and then the words control how they think. The Masai people, for instance, do not have a word that means 'the future.' Therefore, when they talk of time, they always talk about the present time.
Hope, for example, lives in the future. The things one hopes for are always things in the future. So the Masai people may never have felt hope, since they have no idea of a future.
But, if the Masai live without hope, they also live without fear. For fear is always about the future, too.

-Herr Winteler — Robert Cwiklik

The school should teach a class on deciphering obscure images in bad photography. Amanda's photos could make up the textbooks. — Jordan Elizabeth Mierek

The helium which we handle must have been put together at some time and some place. We do not argue with the critic who urges that the stars are not hot enough for this process; we tell him to go and find a hotter place. — Arthur Eddington

I knew how to live with scars. — Meredith Wild

I came to understand the most intriguing irony of life, that the most intimate partner of life is death.
(Page 94) — Neena Verma

Give it your all. Give it away. Your desires are being held in the hand of the cosmos with incredibly sturdy care. Life is not testing you. She is rooting for you. — Danielle LaPorte

I have fun going on Twitter and the Internet. I feel safe and comfortable, and I wish everyone could feel that way. — Mallory Ortberg

Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. No one was there. — Norman Vincent Peale