Yankovic Weird Quotes & Sayings

Endings to be useful must be inconclusive. — Samuel R. Delany

I do not want to be young again. — Paul Theroux

I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor. — Al Yankovic

People think if you're a model then you must take yourself way too seriously. — Shalom Harlow

Barrabas came to us by the sea. — Isabel Allende

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.' — Al Yankovic

When people go to a web page, the thing that they want more than anything else is instant clarity. — Ken McCarthy

One of the things that's fun about that is that sometimes you grow up knowing about someone because they were famous, but you don't really know what they were like before they were famous. — Matt Ross

Sometimes I hate being a girl. It seems like you are always on the verge of either crying or going insane. — Elizabeth Storme

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad ... it's meant to be a tribute. — Al Yankovic

I'm an ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should bag it.
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation. — Al Yankovic

Books were only a receptacle where we stored a lot of things we were afraid we would forget. — Ray Bradbury