Yankovic Movie Quotes & Sayings

I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer. — Al Yankovic

Child psychology and child psychiatry cannot be reformed. They must be abolished. — Thomas Szasz

I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice. — Al Yankovic

Our imagination goes ahead of us, bringing our yesterday's imagings into present realities. — Ogwo David Emenike

The cloud of mind is discharging its collected lightning. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

No opening sermons concerning children with humps and fins for limbs, who nonetheless, immortal souls all, deserve life, liberty, and the pursuit of Happy Meals. — Gregory Maguire

Love affairs are the real only education in life. — Marlene Dietrich

Libertarianism is supposed to be all about principles, but what it's really about is political expedience. It's basically a corporate front, masked as a philosophy. — Jane Mayer

Security is not a static thing. Security would only lie in a man's confidence in reaching his goals and, indeed, in his having goals to reach. — L. Ron Hubbard

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now. — Al Yankovic

The heart bowed down by weight of woe
To weakest hope will cling. — Alfred Bunn

How enriched life is by friends! Good friends, new friends, old friends, feathered friends, feline friends,
friends of friends ... — Laurel Burch

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! — Greg Giraldo

There's always this fear that even though I may know what I want, I may never actually make it a reality. — Kandi Steiner

The best way to feel family is being part of it. — Valgame

Can we all say 'yay, we waved our dicks around,' and eat our damn dinner already?"
"I think I like your sister," I murmured.
"Don't worry, she doesn't like you," Shelby murmured back. — Seanan McGuire