Yandan Tr Quotes & Sayings

If you're going to be a good standup, or a successful standup, or a standup who can work for money, you have to eliminate the possibility of dying quickly. — Noel Fielding

Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. — Franklyn Ajaye

Were a stranger to drop on a sudden into this world, I would show him, as a specimen of its ills, a hospital full of diseases, a prison crowded with malefactors and debtors, a field of battle strewed with carcasses, a fleet foundering in the ocean, a nation languishing under tyranny, famine, or pestilence. To turn the gay side of life to him, and give him a notion of its pleasures; whither should I conduct him? to a ball, to an opera, to court? He might justly think, that I was only showing him a diversity of distress and sorrow. — David Hume

The telltale clenching of hands into fists is all the invitation I need as I close the gap to hound his personal space.
Suck on my aura you spineless shit! — Poppet

Crying out to the lord is the only eternal reality within this temporary world. — Radhanath Swami

It's not that I'm so smart," said Einstein, who was a consummate introvert. "It's that I stay with problems longer. — Susan Cain

Education is something that other people do to you. Learning is something you do for yourself. — Joichi Ito

When adultery walks in, everything worth having walks out. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Has it ever occured to you that crazy cat people may be sane and you be the the crazy one? — Quitillian Blue

I think - no, I'm sure - 'Coast to Coast' wouldn't work with a daytime audience. — Art Bell