Yaldabaoth Homestuck Quotes & Sayings

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. — Dane Cook

Shout out to my haters sorry you couldn't phase me. — Nicki Minaj

Censorship, telling people how to live their lives I completely disagree with. — M. Shadows

He looked like someone trying to sell something for less than it was worth. — Ramona Ausubel

1. Find a subject you care about.
2. Do not ramble, though.
3. Keep it simple.
4. Have the guts to cut.
5. Sound like yourself.
6. Say what you mean to say.
7. Pity the readers. — Kurt Vonnegut

The goal of a true family is not that their children follow in their footsteps, but that their children surpass them in all ways. — Andrew Vachss

How do you keep all the balls you got dancing in the air from crashing down on your fucking head, Rousseau?"
"Centuries of practice? — Heather R. Blair

However much we may distrust men's sincerity, we always believe they speak to us more sincerely than to others. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Confucius say wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. — Confucius

The More Important Your Cheese Is To You The More You Want To Hold On To It. — Spencer Johnson

If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day! — Jeannine M. Luby

If there's one thing I've realized, it's that you have to be honest. Even if you're scared, even if you're worried that you're going to get your heart stomped on, even if you think that the truth is going to ruin everything, you have to put it out there. Because otherwise, you're fucked. — Lauren Barnholdt

And this is more or less all that I had left after the holidays. Nothing really; hopeless confusion, a narrative without a possible conclusion, full of doubtful meanings, belied by the very elements that I had to give it shape. I didn't know the significance of what I'd seen, I was repelled by the idea of finding out and being sure. All that counts is that I felt at peace when I finished writing, certain I had enjoyed the greatest success one can expect from this kind of task: I had accepted a challenge, and turned at least one daily defeat into a victory. — Juan Carlos Onetti

If God wanted humans to play chess, he would have made us black or white. — Zenna Henderson