Yacambu Quotes & Sayings

Let's vow to never become monsters that we are trying to protect ourselves from. — Stephanie Perkins

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. — Steven Wright

I'm a songwriter first. — Carole King

The great 'New York Times' columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child's race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize and all, snoring as his feet dangled over the rear tires of Lightning McQueen. — Willie Geist

Why," swore Yossarian at him approvingly, "you evil-eyed, mechanicallyaptituded, disaffiliated son of a bitch, did you walk around with anything in your cheeks? — Joseph Heller

Everything's immediately diminished. That's why there's no real rock stars anymore. People are too accessible. — Matthew Healy

The life-tree of practice is single-minded application. — Jamgon Kongtrul Lodro Taye

By Saturday night we still didn't have Jeb's body. Mom and I ate dinner quietly, letting the shared pizza and the noise of the TV substitute for the companionship and conversation of a real relationship. The Simpsons was on, but I wasn't really watching - I wanted that body. If the police kept it much longer, we wouldn't be able to embalm it at all, just seal it in a bag and hold a closed-casket funeral. — Dan Wells

Dogs, bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random lick of a hand and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky owner know that a friend is nearby. — Mary McGrory

I'm a fan of relaxing, and when i get tired of relaxing I like to do nothing. — Jim Gaffigan