Xpecial Funny Quotes & Sayings

To Ryuji the smile seemed as brittle as fine glass crystal and very dangerous — Yukio Mishima

The hardest thing to do in talking to a woman was taking the first step, but the most important thing to do was not to think. — Viet Thanh Nguyen

Don't be frightened of failure. It makes you stronger if you learn from your mistakes. — Mark Lawrenson

Happiness is attained, not through self-interest, but through unconditional fidelity in endless love of eternal light. — Aaron Cohen

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization. — Don Marquis

There is a tendency among many shallow thinkers of our day to teach that every human act is a reflex, over which we do not exercise human control. They would rate a generous deed as no more praiseworthy than a wink, a crime as no more voluntary than a sneeze ... Such a philosophy undercuts all human dignity ... All of us have the power of choice in action at every moment of our lives. — Fulton J. Sheen

If we both believe that we have nothing to learn from the other, is it not obvious that we will both be wrong? — Arthur C. Clarke

When I wake you're never there, but when I sleep you're everywhere. — Michelle Branch

'Frankenstein' is a work rich in possible meanings, so the horror-show interpretation is as valid as any. — Dave Morris

For a fallen India to aspire to move the world and protect the weaker races is seemingly an impertinence. — Mahatma Gandhi

At every moment I convinced myself that I was gathering material for the novel of my life - all experienced from the philosophical distance of the author. Even these humiliating occasions when I was robbed could be used as material. Life was a field trip. — Edmund White

A thousand evils can be overcome by one virtue. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper.
Mom! — Ilona Andrews