Xaphoon Jones Quotes & Sayings

A person dies, and we don't feel a thing anymore. We're all worried about the next problem coming, rather than taking the time to appreciate what we've lost now. That's the worst thing. — Mark R. Healy

Thank fuck you're not a Yankees fan."
"Don't use the Y-word. We're in mixed company. — J.R. Ward

Be still
Stillness reveals the secrets of eternity — Lao-Tzu

The best-run churches and organizations are masters of the midcourse correction. They plan in pencil. — Larry Osborne

On one occasion, when he was about to be taken from the interrogation room, he thought he was going to be shot. His knees buckled and he cried out in a pleading voice: "I have not told you everything yet".

-- The Eichmann Trial, page 44 — Deborah E. Lipstadt

Hypocrisy is the necessary burden of villainy, affectation part of the chosen trappings of folly; the one completes a villain, the other only finishes a fop. — Samuel Johnson

Things don't get better when you become well known or go on TV. I'm just being rejected by a better class of women. — Stephen Merchant

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel. — J. B. Smoove

Life is too short to eat food that doesn't taste good. — Alana Chernila

--A blonde finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her so she goes out and buys a gun. When she goes to her boyfriend's house she indeed finds him with a redhead. She's about to shoot him and then, stricken by grief, she pulls the gun on herself. Her boyfriend yells to her, "No, don't do this!" "Shut up!" she yells back at him. "You're next, you bastard!" --A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all talking one day. The — Anonymous