Xanthine Structure Quotes & Sayings

As a jealous man, I suffer four times over: because I am jealous, because I blame myself for being so, because I fear that my jealousy will wound the other, because I allow myself to be subject to a banality: I suffer from being excluded, from being aggressive, from being crazy, and from being common. — Roland Barthes

I thought it was pretty good to be mentioned in a big paper, so I decided to keep the nickname. — Dick Lane

To make lashes curl better, take a hair dryer to your eyelash curler for one or two seconds before using it. — Isla Fisher

And there, nestled against Bob's bitch tits I found my release. — Chuck Palahniuk

You can be mistaken about what you believe, most people never realize there's a difference between believing something and thinking it's good to believe it. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

You can't spell bass without ass — Zacky Vengeance

Sometimes out of sheer perversity reality conforms to my wishes. — Marty Rubin

I'm doubly sorry for your loss," the old monk began after a time. "First, because every son should have a chance to know his father, not as a child knows his protector, but as a man knows another man. — Brian Staveley

The master understands that the universe is forever out of control — Laozi

It seems every year, people make the resolution to exercise and lose weight and get in shape. — Ed Smith

Anyone who tells a lie has not pure heart, and cannot make good soup. — Ludwig Van Beethoven