X Factor Judges Funny Quotes & Sayings

Families and societies are small and large versions of one another. Both are made up of people who have to work together, whose destinies are tied up with one another. Each features the components of a relationship: leaders perform roles relative to the led, the young to the old, and male to female; and each is involved with the process of decision-making, use of authority, and the seeking of common goals. — Virginia Satir

Hair that looks like it's been naturally sun-bleached makes you seem youthful, like you spend a lot of time outdoors. And that appeals to most people. — Helen Fisher

The Great Frost was, historians tell us, the most severe that has ever visited these islands. Birds froze in mid-air and fell like stones to the ground. At Norwich a young countrywoman started to cross the road in her usual robust health and was seen by onlookers to turn visibly to powder and be blown in a puff of dust over the roofs as the icy blast struck her at the street corner. — Virginia Woolf

I believe in spectacles, but I think eyes necessary too. — John Stuart Mill

Lonely people read a great deal, but say little and hear little. — Anton Chekhov

Kung fu lives in everything we do. It lives in how we put on a jacket and how we take off a jacket. It lives in how we treat people. Everything is kung fu. — Jackie Chan

It's great hearing stories of my mum growing up in Brooklyn, then moving to Florida, having me and growing up with this eccentric, fun family. Although I don't eat a lot of Italian things, because I'm vegan. I was raised on meat and cheese, so I've had enough for anyone's normal life span. — Ariana Grande

You go your way
I'll go your way too — Leonard Cohen

When you send a clerk on business to a distant province, a man of rigid morals is not your best choice. — Ihara Saikaku

In an ideal world, where there are only good states, power would be largely irrelevant. — John Mearsheimer

I make money, and I don't need money. — Sophia Amoruso

All we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an address
Baby I don't need you, well baby I don't need you
Once occupied by a goddess, now it's a room full of boxes
She said, "it's time to leave you" but baby I don't need you!
In a perfect world ... her face would not exist
In a perfect world ... a broken heart is fixed — Billy Talent

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie! — Dwayne Johnson

I'm a very light sleeper. I get about six hours a night. — Olivia Newton-John

Life's what happens when you're making other plans. — John Lennon