Wylye Quotes & Sayings

What really destroyed Tucker Carlson, respected magazine journalist, was TV. TV exposed him as glib, smug, and not nearly as clever as he thought he was. — Alex Pareene

Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now. — Jay Leno

I have also known of weight estimates by ultrasound to be off by as much as five pounds. — Ina May Gaskin

Two radical ideas have been introduced into human thought. One of them is that energy and matter are pretty much the same sort of stuff. That's Einstein. The other is that revenge is a bad idea. Revenge is an enormously popular idea but, of course, Jesus came along with the radical idea of forgiveness. If you're insulted, you have to square accounts. So this invention by Jesus is as radical as Einstein's. — Kurt Vonnegut

When we see the shadow on our images, are we seeing the time 11 minutes ago on Mars? Or are we seeing the time on Mars as observed from Earth now? It's like time travel problems in science fiction. When is now; when was then? — Bill Nye

The reapportionment of 2002 designed congressional districts that favored incumbents of both parties, leaving virtually no room for challengers to be elected. Of 435 members of the House of Representatives, only four incumbents lost to nonincumbents of the other party. In all, 96 percent of incumbents were re-elected. (It was only 90 percent in 1992 and 1982 after the previous reapportionments.) — Dick Morris

The problem is yes, everything works. Doing everything at once makes you marginal at everything ... at best. — Dan John

My daughter is, of course, perfect. Everyone's child is, but mine really is perfect. But I could not have raised her without my parents. From the time she was seven months until now, I have been a single parent. — Valerie Jarrett

Ust do, leave it there, if it comes let it come, but don't look for it. — Swami Satchidananda

You're just a crazy murderer who's confused himself with a god ... nothing more, nothing less. — Tsugumi Ohba

A society that condemns homosexuality harms itself. (254) — Edward O. Wilson

On this ship, my word is fucking law! Captain Josiah Trenchard. UWSS Might of Fortitude. — Jonathon Fletcher

Offensive Takeaway Point: We should look for a way to stop responding to initiatives of the adversary and start behaving in such a way that they have to figure out how to respond to us. Take the initiative. — Douglas Wilson

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom). — Dolly Parton