Wwe John Cena Quotes & Sayings

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE. — John Cena

Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days. — John Cena

Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me. — John Cena

Allow me to correct you on two things: number one, the reason John Cena isn't here tonight has nothing to do with you. John Cena isn't here because I destroyed him in our match, this past week, in Pennsylvania. And number two, you're not the leader of the Nexus, I am. — Wade Barrett

We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South! — John Cena

I haven't backed down from a fight in my life, and I won't start tonight. — John Cena

I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena. — Randy Orton

I never back down and I never quit! — John Cena

You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off! — John Cena

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite. — John Cena

I'm the white Mohammad Ali. — John Cena

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass! — John Cena

Why can't I beat up John Cena? — Shawn Michaels

My home is at the WWE. I truly do love performing. The atmosphere here isn't like anything else. It's truly where I belong. — John Cena

For the past 9 years, the WWE has been my home! — John Cena

WHOAAAA. THERE GOES CODY RHOOOOODESSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. What's up, man? — John Cena

This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy's chant. — John Cena

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's — John Cena

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great. — John Cena

You're dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole. — John Cena

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil! — John Cena

Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay. — John Cena

This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me. — John Cena

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him ... he's pretty pale ... What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut. — John Cena

Easy, Curious George! Get your grubby hands off of that wheel! — John Cena

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain. — John Cena

Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe ... And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there. — John Cena

There's those who talk about it. And there's those who BE about it! — John Cena

What I want to do is, I want to put together a nice list of those guys who I really did admire when I was growing up, listening to names like Lord Finesse. — John Cena

I am a champion who makes an impact. — John Cena

My life is being ruined by the internet! — John Cena

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham! — John Cena

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap. — John Cena

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that. — Jerry Lawler

I watch just as much WWE as almost anyone, but I love to. It's something I enjoy doing. I don't force myself to watch. I get excited for Mondays. I get excited to see the show. — John Cena

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!! — John Cena

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!! — John Cena

You want to know why I am the perfect champion? Because you can take the strength of John Cena; the intelligence of Triple H; the desire of Cena; the athleticism of Triple H; the determination of Cena; the ruthlessness of Triple H ... and if you combine these attributes into one person, you get Randy Orton. The only difference is that I have one thing that neither Cena nor Triple H has: the WWE Championship. — Randy Orton

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections. — John Cena

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! — John Cena

They were enjoying it. Whether they were faking or not, they were enjoying it. — John Cena

Live fast, fight hard, no regrets! — John Cena

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me! — John Cena

We wanted to do it right. There is an expectation and WWE has a reputation to deliver the best show we possibly can when we perform in a new part of the world. We wanted to deliver Abu Dhabi with the best product we could. Also it's very difficult to make the travel work as we are constantly touring throughout the year. — John Cena

And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash. — John Cena

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors. — John Cena

There's been a lot of balls that have been pounding in that end zone. — John Cena

I think the way WWE Studios is going now - they're going away from action, doing more drama, more comedy - it will open a lot of people's eyes. Because a lot of people see big guy, big frame: action superstar. We've proven, especially with 'Legendary,' that that is not always the case. — John Cena

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid. — John Cena

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets! — John Cena

When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all. — The Miz

15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs. — John Cena

I would say luck and preparation. I didn't dominate WWE when I first started, it was a slow process. I wasn't labelled the golden child from day one, it's been a very long road. — John Cena

Vickie ... you got some 'splaining to do! — John Cena

If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from ... another ... camera angle. — John Cena

This is my life, this is my passion, this is all I got. — John Cena

Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me. — John Cena

When my job isn't performing in a WWE ring, my job is to get back performing in that ring. When I'm hurt, all I have to do all day is get strong and get better. I'm a very dedicated physical therapy patient, and that helps a lot. — John Cena

It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on. — John Cena

Welcome to the New Raw! — John Cena

For me, I don't go in the backdoor. That's the one thing I don't do. — John Cena

I regret nothing and fear less. — John Cena

You want some? Come get some! — John Cena

We really do have a lot of personality in WWE. You have to, to be in this job. You showcase a lot of personality. — John Cena