Wwe Jerry Lawler Quotes & Sayings

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. — Jerry Lawler

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. — Jerry Lawler

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. — Jerry Lawler

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. — Jerry Lawler

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert. — Jerry Lawler

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! — Jerry Lawler

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. — Jerry Lawler

Can I press one for English? — Jerry Lawler

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that. — Jerry Lawler

Are you ready for some puppies?! — Jerry Lawler

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. — Jerry Lawler

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. — Jerry Lawler

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Is he dancing or having a seizure? — Jerry Lawler

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine. — Alex Riley

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. — Jerry Lawler

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! — Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. — Jerry Lawler

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler