Quotes & Sayings About Wwe

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada. — CM Punk

Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days. — John Cena

Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me. — John Cena

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models. — Sheamus

All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday. — Jim Ross

My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield. — Charlie Haas

What can I say? Chicks dig the mask. — Kane

I'm not afraid of a party! — Alex Riley

I love The Miz. His approach to his job is second to none; it's extremely important to him that he prepares on a daily basis. I travel with him and from the moment he gets up to the moment he goes to bed it's all WWE, all sports entertainment. He keeps his body in shape and he is a true champion in the ring and out. He's a great representative of the company and I'm learning a lot from him, not only on TV but outside as well. — Alex Riley

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER. — Seth Rollins

Survey says: one more for the bad guys. — Scott Hall

Nobody does ladders like Jeff Hardy. — Matt Hardy

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional! — Alex Riley

I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel. — Edge

Who is his manager? Milton Bradley. — Edge

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass! — John Cena

It doesn't matter what you think! — Dwayne Johnson

Sometimes there's more important things in life than being in the ring, like family, like us, & being in love. — Amy Dumas

My home is at the WWE. I truly do love performing. The atmosphere here isn't like anything else. It's truly where I belong. — John Cena

I pride myself on being a Legend Killer. — Randy Orton

It's pretty awesome. Mattel does such a great job with detail ... I'm way better looking than Ken. Barbie's been hitting on my action figure the whole time. She actually asked the stocking people if she could hang next to me, but they said no - because it's PG. — The Miz

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here. — Triple H

It doesn't matter what your name is! — Dwayne Johnson

Kurt Angle and Randy Orton were great guys to work with. The Undertaker was great to work with, believe it or not, because of the height difference. But overall, my number one choice is Eddie Guerrero, and that's because without him, Rey Mysterio wouldn't be at the level that he was in WWE. — Oscar Gutierrez

I mean, it blows me away that I have fans or I have people that know me in Iraq that are protecting me. — The Miz

You can take this job and shove it because I quit. — Jim Ross

Our reflection of action occurs in different contexts which may influence us to shape our accounts in different ways for different audiences - our colleagues, supervisor, trainers or examiners. Wwe story our lives in ways that give human meaning and purpose to our endeavors, and these stories in turn shape and guide our future actions. — Jacqui Stedmon

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great. — John Cena

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil! — John Cena

He's a tremendous human being - and that's on top of all of his talent. It's about the way he handles things and the way he approaches matches; he studies, he prepares and he takes advantage of opportunities when he needs to. — Alex Riley

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine. — Alex Riley

The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada! — Randy Orton

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! — Dwayne Johnson

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman

Hey, Vickie, why don't you come down here and reprimand me to my face! — Randy Orton

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose. — CM Punk

It's amazing to see that people came to see you. That, that was their wish. — Cody Rhodes

What's good in the hood? — Vince McMahon

Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time. — Edge

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler

I'm going to the main event of Wrestlemania! Where're you going? — Randy Orton

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him. — Triple H

Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel! — Dwayne Johnson

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors. — John Cena

A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left. I always do what I want and I never get any flack for it. I don't know if it's because they know they're not gonna win, or it's not worth fighting me over. Plus I don't see what the big deal is about me wearing a Cabana shirt. The guy should be working there, first of all, and it's promoting my friend. I don't see what the big deal is. — CM Punk

They were enjoying it. Whether they were faking or not, they were enjoying it. — John Cena

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde. — Alex Riley

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk

What I do in my own time, is my business. — Stacy Keibler

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over. — Vince McMahon

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on. — Bobby Heenan

I am the best wrestler in the world. — CM Punk

The only thing that is pathetic ... is you. — Randy Orton

Shawn Michaels is and always will be a WWE Guy. HBK was birthed in the WWE, and that is where he will remain. — Shawn Michaels

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections. — John Cena

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper! — Roddy Piper

The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you! — Vince McMahon

I just want to say one thing ... Thank you Eddie! — Oscar Gutierrez

NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"! — Scott Hall

Roddy how many times have you won a World Championship? — Randy Orton

I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex. — Jim Ross

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. — CM Punk

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay! — Kurt Angle

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it. — Triple H

I don't have an attitude! And it CERTAINLY ... doesn't need to be adjusted! — Vickie Guerrero

Whether I was a character in WCW, WWE or The Longest Yard, you want to be able to - the best part about myself is that I have a very wide range of emotions in that one second I can be speaking on Capital Hill about dog fighting and giving them a voice, which they can't obviously speak for themselves. — Bill Goldberg

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me! — John Cena

It was so cute and she was so shy. Someone told me that Randy Orton went up and hugged her and she wouldn't let go. It was kind of cute. — The Miz

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy. — Jim Ross

Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me. — The Miz

The relationship with WWE obviously has gotten better because after my name has been shoved down their throats from 2K [Games] for the past years, they finally passed off on it. They finally okayed it. — Bill Goldberg

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper

My swag is off the charts. — Roman Reigns

I'm your genetic jackhammer! — Vince McMahon

Fix him so I can break him again! — CM Punk

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler

I would, but I know where that hand's been. — CM Punk

I wish you the beast of luck! — Chris Jericho

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking — Kurt Angle

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive. — Dwayne Johnson

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk

I welcome anyone that wants to come into the WWE and try it, because, I was the type of person that was not welcome with open arms. People didn't want me to come in because I was from a Reality background. But I'm the first person that says, bring anybody in. — The Miz

Not only will I beat you tonight ... I'll beat you this Sunday and become World Heavyweight Champion! — Oscar Gutierrez

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?! — Alex Riley

Live fast, fight hard, no regrets! — John Cena

Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice! — Dwayne Johnson

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business. — CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. — CM Punk

Batista does look pretty mad. — Triple H

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! — CM Punk

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come. — The Miz

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did. — Stephanie McMahon

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

Alex Riley is a star - he looks like a star, acts like a star. He is a star. — The Miz

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'! — Dwayne Johnson

Straight edge means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

A lot of people know about the power of the WWE brand. We're in 145 countries in 30 different languages. We reach about 650 million households worldwide on a global weekly basis. But what they don't know about WWE is that we use all of that power to give back to the community through events like Hurricane Sandy Relief. — Stephanie McMahon

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya! — Shawn Michaels