Wulfekuhle Electric Quotes & Sayings

Are you a vegetarian?' I ask, based on the evidence in front of me.
She nods.
'Why?'
'Because I have this theory that when we die, every animal that we've eaten has a chance at eating us back. So if you're a carnivore and you add up all the animals you've eaten
well, that's a long time in purgatory, being chewed.'
'Really?'
She laughs. 'No. I'm just sick of the question. I mean, I'm a vegetarian because I think it's wrong to eat other sentient creatures. And it sucks for the environment. — David Levithan

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake." — Henny Youngman

I love fashion, beauty, glamour. It's the mark of civilisation. — David LaChapelle

A trip to the mainland was a big event and happened maybe once a year, although now you can get across in a speed boat in seven minutes but then it was a long way away. — Jeremy Irons

Would you humor me for a moment?"
"I believe I've been humoring you since you walked through my front door," he replied.
She smiled. "Just for a moment. — Charlie N. Holmberg

If you liked this broadcast, we hope you'll watch it again tomorrow night and maybe tell your neighbors about it. — Dan Rather

All you're supposed to do is every once in a while give the boys a little tea and sympathy. — Robert Anderson