Wrongly Quoted Movie Quotes & Sayings

To be less dumb, remember your propensity for post hoc postulation and the power positive permutations of the placebo effect have to pollute your perspicacity. — David McRaney

Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take my insulin injection. I feared that if the Cubs found out and I slumped badly, they would attribute it to the diabetes and send me back to the minors - or worse, release me. — Ron Santo

What's a domestic partnership? Domestic partnership is not even a marriage, and there's a contract that involves, potentially, sexual and financial commitments to each other. In this case, however, the guy is also charging one dollar, and that is his undoing. — Max Kellerman

In winter, when the dismal rain
Comes down in slanting lines,
And Wind, that grand old harper, smote
His thunder-harp of pines. — Alexander Smith

Each year in Africa about two and a half million people go blind ... and they just go blind ... they sit around in their huts. — Fred Hollows

You can sometimes give in and you should always try to give it your all ... but you must never give up! — Timothy Pina

Psalm 107:20 says, He sent forth his word and healed them. — Beth Moore

Well, Kaleb's voice whispered in Nikita's mind, it seems this will make strange bedfellows out of us all. — Nalini Singh

Kabul is... a thousand tragedies per square mile. — Khaled Hosseini

The best is a tale that has yet to be written. — Steven Owen Godersky

Today we've learned to celebrate mediocrity. Back in the day we had creative artists; today we have created artists. — Lionel Richie

Browseability is the key online. — Jared Kushner