Wrongest Unbanned Quotes & Sayings

You're old. You're senile. You're too calm about this. Something must be wrong ... "
"Wonderful. I'll pull out my hair and chase butterflies around the room. — John Grisham

The man I picture in my mind is someone ordinary like me. Maybe he's wearing glasses, maybe he's not so handsome, but it's how he loves me that's extraordinary.
It doesn't matter how many people there are in a room. He knows when I'm there and he'll find me right away, because I'm his heart and you always have to know where your heartbeat's coming from. — Marian Tee

Sunglasses are like eye shadow: They make everything look younger and pretty — Karl Lagerfeld

I'm young, and maybe I'm naive, and he's dark, and maybe he's a bit dangerous. — J.M. Darhower

The worst mistake that a statesman can make is to promise victory and to see it dashed, the hopes dashed. — Winston Churchill

When I wake up," he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Every season is filled with lessons. — Brian Houston