Wristcutters Movie Quotes & Sayings

I don't spend my hours plotting for somebody else's downfall. — Hillary Clinton

This book is a work of fiction that was given to a pirate after it was retrieved from the future by exotically beautiful Eastern European girls. Then diabolical Eastern European scientists worked tirelessly to ensure that every name, character, place, and incident in the world which, even remotely, resembled one within the book was "erased." (How? Ninjas.) If any similarity still exists, it's purely accidental (and suggests you live in an alternate dimension). Any lingering resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living, dead, or undead, is entirely coincidental and highly unlikely. — James Marshall

One is born to be a great dancer. — George Balanchine

Whoever influences the child's life ought to try to give him a positive view of himself and of his world. The child's future happiness and his ability to cope with life and relate to others will depend on it. — Bruno Bettelheim

There is not a square inch in the whole domain of our human existence over which Christ, who is Sovereign over all, does not cry, Mine! — Abraham Kuyper

Laughing in full abandonment is very good for your health. — Dalai Lama

Doorman: Good morning Mr. Peaknis
Mr. P.: Go to hell — Rachel Caine

At any rate, Daddy usually comes to my defence. Without him I wouldn't be able to stick out here. — Anne Frank

The Plagiarism of orators is the art, or an ingenious and easy mode, which some adroitly employ to change, or disguise, all sorts of speeches of their own composition, or that of other authors, for their pleasure, or their utility; in such a manner that it becomes impossible even for the author himself to recognise his own work, his own genius, and his own style, so skilfully shall the whole be disguised. — Isaac D'Israeli

I'm in agreement with David Miliband when he says our generation of Labour politicians are not willing to hand over the direction of the country without a serious electoral fight. — Douglas Alexander

Michael Jackson asked me to sign a Playboy. I was more than happy to. — Jessica Hahn

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in. — Lynsay Sands