Wrestling Commentator Quotes & Sayings

What is it about him that makes you, like, totally lose your shit? — Megan McCafferty

But I think she would have been happy with Fabrice,' I said. 'He was the great love of her life, you know.'
Oh, dulling,' said my mother, sadly. 'One always thinks that. Every, every time. — Nancy Mitford

Failing is not a disgrace unless you make it the last chapter of your book. — Jack Hyles

I'm not the kind of guy who tries to run between the drops. Sometimes you gotta get a little wet to reach your destination — Erik Fankhouser

I like to race, not to do laps alone. — Fernando Alonso

Real life ... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria — Solange Nicole

Black women are always the loudest when they have babies. Screaming to Jesus, usually. White women are much quieter, right up until the baby starts to crown. Then you can't tell a white woman from a black woman. Asian women make no sound at all. Quiet as church mice. We have to keep an extra-careful eye on them, because if we don't keep checking their hootchies they'll give birth without even letting us know. — Jenny Lawson