Worlds Stupidest Quotes & Sayings

Well, when it became evident that no governmental or economic reform was going to make the people much less miserable, the religion became the one real instrument of hope. Truth was the enemy of the people, because the truth was so terrible, so Bokonon made it his business to provide the people with better and better lies. — Kurt Vonnegut

A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the sentence of your life. — Ze Frank

What made you think this was a good idea?"
Captain Goode shifted uncomfortably. "Mr. Kent, this is a breach of our - "
But Laura was still talking. "You did!" Laura whined. "When you were making the list of your favorite things about Evelyn, you said you admired her ability to sneak out!"
"Kit, you know not to listen to me!" Mr. Kent scolded. "I taught you better than that. — Tarun Shanker

I close my eyes to the ability
to inhabit four places
in long enough intervals
to miss them all. — Gabby Bess

I'm seeing the ball well. I'm not trying for home runs. I'm trying to hit to right field more. When I do that, the home run comes. — Sammy Sosa

Science is the tool of the Western mind and with it more doors can be opened than with bare hands. — Carl Jung