Working Retail Funny Quotes & Sayings

["What is the most real thing you can think of?"]

Jacques thought for a long time before answering; he tried to weigh up what was most vital and enduring in all that he had known. Eventually, no longer smiling, he said, 'Memory'. — Sebastian Faulks

Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts. — George Wendt

We may put too high a premium on speech from platform and pulpit, at the bar and in the legislative hall, and pay dear for the whistle of our endless harangues. England and especially Germany, are less loquacious, and attend more to business. We let the eagle, and perhaps too often the peacock, scream. — Bill Vaughan

What is a rainbow, Lord?
A hoop for the lowly. — Jack Kerouac

I think the hardest thing about my life is that I've met so many people all over the world who I love, but they're not friends with each other. — Cat Power