Workaholics Old Man Ders Quotes & Sayings

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. — William Masters

There is no such thing as a bargain stock. — Kenneth Eade

Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be. — Jonathan Swift

Systematic philosophical and practical anti-intellectualism such as we are witnessing appears to be something truly novel in the history of human culture. — Johan Huizinga

There's not really a whole lot you could say about liberation. The closest experience you can have of it is to come meditate with someone who is liberated. — Frederick Lenz

Much of Hamlet is about the precise kind of slippage the mourner experiences: the difference between being and seeming, the uncertainty about how the inner translates into the outer, the sense that one is expected to perform grief palatably. (If you don't seem sad, people worry; but if you are grief-stricken, people flinch away from your pain.) — Meghan O'Rourke

Real soup is to the body what peace is to the soul. — Isabel Allende

Why, alone of all the more-than-five-hundred-million, should I have to bear the burden of history? — Salman Rushdie

It's no surprise that at the same time that American universities have engaged in a serious commitment to diversity, they have been thought-prisons. We are not talking about diversity in any real way. We are talking about brown, black, white versions of the same political ideology. — Richard Rodriguez

Love one another with great passion. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Byron is one tough guy and he can play through just about anything. I know he will be ready to go on Sunday. — Chad Pennington

NRS called the "Big Basin Water Container" - — Lacey Anderson