Wonkette Quotes & Sayings

In my 20s, when I was a photojournalist in Beijing. I joined an underground art group and put on clandestine exhibitions of my paintings. — Ma Jian

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced. — Ruby Wax

God loves us; the devil hates us. God wants us to have a fulness of joy as He has. The devil wants us to be miserable as he is. God gives us commandments to bless us. The devil would have us break these commandments to curse us. — Ezra Taft Benson

Io9 was the last standalone site that Gawker Media ever launched. It was born at a time when many of the company's other famous sites, from Consumerist and Wonkette to Fleshbot and Idolator, were being sold off or shuttered. — Annalee Newitz

The more you give, the more you will have the ability to give. — Debasish Mridha

He lifted her hand to his mouth. The touch of his lips was soft on her scraped palm, the tiny licks of his tongue so light she could barely feel them. Wait. He was licking her?
"You can't lick me," she said sternly. "i don't know your name."
He looked up and a quick grin slashed across his face. "Luca," he said....
"Luca," she repeated. "Is that an America name?"
"No." He lifted her hand to his mouth again, and his tongue once more began a slow, gentle movement over the scrape. She was okay with it now, because she knew his name. — Linda Howard

Sean reaches between us and slides a thin bracelet of red ribbons over my free hand. Lifting my arm, he presses his lips against the inside of my wrist. I'm utterly still; I feel my pulse tap several times against his lips, and then he releases my hand.
"For luck," he says. He takes Dove's lead from me.
"Sean," I say, and he turns. I take his chin and kiss his lips, hard. I'm reminded, all of a sudden, of that first day on the beach, when I pulled his head from the water.
"For luck," I say to his startled face. — Maggie Stiefvater

Wisdom is knowing. Skill is know how to do it. Virtue is doing it. — David Starr Jordan

If you're working for somebody and trying to check on them, it never works. You're just saying what they want you to say at the end of the day. — Matthew Stewart

Facts are much more malleable than prejudices. — Theodore Dalrymple

A Christian life is an unending engagement on the battlefield. — Watchman Nee

I FINALLY
had a hot night,
but it was only the weather. — Chocolate Waters

It's important to be informed but I also think it's important to be inspired. I'm creating a space where people can be inspired. — Daryn Kagan

Sometimes you want things so bad you will kind of lower your standards, and I've learned that once you do that, it's really hard to go back, to get people to respect you and respect your craft. — Tamar Braxton