Women's Day 2014 Funny Quotes & Sayings

This is the dangerous thing about musicals. Most of them assume that as soon as you find your voice, you'll use it to sing to someone else. — David Levithan

I try to remember that I used to believe, long before I knew about celiac, that our wildest joys came from mystery not despite it. — Heather Abel

My role models were childless: Virginia Woolf, Jane Austen, George Eliot, the Brontes. — Joyce Carol Oates

The Republican National Committee hired me, and they hired me because they wanted someone who could look members straight in the eye and tell them the truth. — Frank Luntz

The way people behave towards each other is a measure of their value as human beings. — Lynne Truss

didn't want our first kiss to be a goodbye. — Anie Michaels

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

No, I'm done! I'm tired, I'm sweaty, I'm in agony, and why do I feel like I need to shit?"
"It's totally natural to feel that way," said Grace in a placatory, calming voice. "Some women even have one during labor."
"What?" The word dripped with horror. "Women can shit when they're in labor? Tell me that won't happen to me! Don't you let me shit, Grace! — Suzanne Wrightt

Inflict not on an enemy every injury in your power, for he may afterwards become your friend. — Saadi

Experience was to be taken as showing that one might get a five-pound note as one got a light for a cigarette; but one had to check the friendly impulse to ask for it in the same way. — Henry James

Don't put my faith in nobody, not even a scientist. — Bob Dylan