Women Itchy Quotes & Sayings

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore. — Guy Branum

Always do the right thing, always be exciting, always be encouraging, and always be learning something new. — Zig Ziglar

Navajo infants get so attached to cradleboard that they cry to be tied into it. Kikuyu infants in Kenya get handed around several"mothers," all wives to one man ... Mothers in rural Guatemala keep their infants quiet, in dark huts. Middle-class American mothers talk a blue streak at them. Israeli kibbutz mothers give them over to a communal caretaker ... Japanese mothers sleep with them ... All these tactics are compatible with normal health
physical and mental
and development in infancy. So one lesson for parents so far seems to be: Let a hundred flowers bloom. — Melvin Konner

I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'"
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She went on: "The doctor says to me, he goes, 'You shouldn't say that, it's a rude word.'"
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"I says to him, 'What should I say, then, doctor?' He says to me, 'Say you've got an itchy finger.'"
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"He says to me, 'Do your finger itch you all the time, Mrs. Perkins, or just now and again?'"
Mildred paused, and the women were silent, waiting for the punch line.
"I says, 'No, doctor, only when I piss through it. — Ken Follett

I start work at 5 in the morning and I have a wicked insomnia problem. — Don Winslow

What is discipline? Discipline means creating an order within you. As you are, you are a chaos. — Osho

But we disposable women have to be realistic in this life, you know. Else we get itchy and discontented and start contemplating the kitchen knife and wondering whether it wouldn't look nicer between someone's shoulder-blades. — Jude Morgan