Wojciechowski Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

There's nothing hippie about my picture of Christ. The Gospels paint a picture of a very demanding, sometimes divisive love, but love it is. — Bono

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. — Steven Wright

It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too. — Larry Goetz

Writing is a window into our souls. — Katie Kacvinsky

Divorce is a process, not an event. It takes months to unfold, a barrage of emotional ups and downs as denial is replaced by grief, grief by anger, and anger gradually eases into acceptance. — M.K. Tod

I believe in God because only an idiot can look at the complex balance of nature and believe that has not been designed. Believe it or not, but some people still believe that a watch can make itself out of sand if you just give it enough time. That's what they call evolution. And you wonder why I am cynical. From my point of view you have to be a fool not to be cynical. — Ted Dekker

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Who supervises the supervisors themselves? — Juvenal

Cancer will be with me for the rest of my life, be it as a nodule, tumor or cell someplace, or in my fears and anxieties. — Kathryn Joosten

It's easy to respond to the hate cries, usually carefully wrapped up in a flag. Perhaps hate is the greatest simplifier of them all. It's the man with the throb in his voice, the man with the easy formula, the man who tries to shout to my emotions instead of speaking to my mind, the man who is sure he is right that I run from like hell. — Rae Foley

Without mathematics, your world becomes foggy! For a clear vision, you need to be educated in the Temple of Mathematics! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I started making music because I could. — Alanis Morissette

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation. — Stan Freberg

Bah. What's a little water to a pirate? (Barney)
A bout of pneumonia if he's not careful. (Morgan) — Kinley MacGregor