Wogans Hardware Quotes & Sayings

It was always November there. — John Ashbery

To a drone I'd have a tiny heat signature, like a squirrel or something. A secretly very, very deadly squirrel. — Brandon Sanderson

I've always been into toys and kits and models. I'm kind of a toy nerd. — Ed Helms

What I think is important is to appreciate every bit of happiness that comes your way, not to wait to celebrate the big happiness when it comes, but the more frequent little happinesses. — Charlotte Chandler

You're right; you can't make someone be happy. But I don't see the harm in trying. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Hacker with Bullhorn: "Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!"
Prospective Station Wagon Buyer: "I know what you say is true ... but ... er ... I don't know how to maintain a tank!"
Bullhorn: "You don't know how to maintain a station wagon either!"
Buyer: "But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music."
Bullhorn: "But if you accept one of our free tanks, we will send volunteers to your house to fix it for free while you sleep!"
Buyer: "Stay away from my house, you freak! — Neal Stephenson

High school sweetheart is such an
innocuous-sounding term for something that can tear out your guts. — Daria Snadowsky

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool. — Douglas Adams

he - I do wish somebody would think up a new collective pronoun - — Charlotte MacLeod

You know the question: 'How do you get to Carnegie Hall?' Answer: 'Practise?' Well, in my case, I got there by not practising. I didn't finish my music degree. And when I got into the pop world, I decided not to conform because I figured that the point of being an artist was that you shouldn't be like anyone else. — Rufus Wainwright

After the last tree is felled, Christ will come back. — James G. Watt

Then liberty, like day, Breaks on the soul, and by a flash from Heaven Fires all the faculties with glorious joy. — William Cowper

We lost our way, our society lost our way. — David Ervine