Witwer Offices Quotes & Sayings

Here is a dirty little secret: Stock-picking is wildly overrated. Sure, it makes for great cocktail party chatter, and what is more fun than delving into a company's new products? But the truth is that individual stocks are riskier than broad indices. — Barry Ritholtz

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos. — Jon Bon Jovi

For three years,' says Kirilov, 'I sought the attribute of my divinity and I have found it. The attribute of my divinity is independence.' Now can be seen the meaning of Kirilov's premiss: 'If God does not exist, I am god.' To become god is merely to be free on this earth, not to serve an immortal being. — Albert Camus

She has always been a bystander in family destruction, never realizing she herself possessed the capacity to inflict it. — Curtis Sittenfeld

'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it. — Mike Birbiglia

I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee! — William Blake

The greatest gift one can give to God is to be pleased with His creation. — Michael A. Singer

I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language! — Keith Urban

I think I would have taken a (expletive) load of Advil. — Ernie Els

Context is funny. How things hit you. Like on one planet there is gravity and you are walking along, then there is no gravity and you are airborne, sort of flying in slow parabolic leaps — Peter Heller

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do. — Bill Murray