Witty Wednesday Quotes & Sayings

No shortcut to wisdom.
No tollways to be wise. — Toba Beta

The villain drives the plot. — Gayle Lynds

Jehovah's Witness? Don't sweat it. I'm going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I'm pagan. Your hell is my heaven ... if for no other reason than you won't be there. — Dennis Sharpe

One of the ice cubes in Doob's glass let out a little pop as it underwent thermal fracturing. Doob — Neal Stephenson

I'm strong and opinionated. Those qualities brought me a lot of problems since I was a little girl in school, saying 'I don't agree' and fighting with the children. It's part of my curiosity for life. — Penelope Cruz

True, he was tremendously boring, which really got on her nerves, but that was not a crime deserving of death. Probably. — Haruki Murakami

In America, the professor talks to the mechanic. They are in the same category. — Noam Chomsky

Between 1910 and 1950 approximately 350 lives of Jesus were published in the English language alone. — John Clayton

Comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable: — Wally Lamb

But it's not later yet," said Professor Steg. "It's still now. It won't be later until later. — Neil Gaiman

If only there was a way I could cover my tension with the scent of eau de brass valls instead. — Jeaniene Frost