Witty Senior Quotes & Sayings

I am tired and drunk and still hungry. He is full of steak and Coca-Cola and, presumably, energy: enough energy to cross the road and walk up the steps inside the tower of the cathedral, which I have never entered. — Joanna Walsh

If you're not intimidated or maybe a little weary of taking on a role, then it may not be challenging enough and it may not be worth doing. — Matt Lauria

I have always believed that what goes around comes around. — Rajeev Shukla

My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money. — Barbara Park

Keith Moon is not interested in jazz and won't ever be a jazz drummer because he's more interested in looking good and being screamed at. — Pete Townshend

Even on the greatest teams, there's always one role player. — Keith Olbermann

If he leaves you with a car alarm heart, you learn to sing along. — Sarah Kay

If you don't want responsibility, don't sit in the big chair. To be successful, you must accept full responsibility — Pat Summitt

If you make a choice that doesn't please your mate, your friends, your mother, or whoever, the world will not fall apart - the people who truly love you want you to love yourself. — Oprah Winfrey

My dad is a pilot so I think I was born with the travel bug. — Isabel Lucas

Adversity helps a man to know his inherent great abilities. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I Always Knew I Carry The Key ... To The Universal Human Race,
Leader Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
Religion of Blue Circle

December 6, 1972
Netherlands, Tilburg

May 2053
Completely in Harmony
In Silence and By Silence
Amen
God — Petra Hermans