Witty Poland Quotes & Sayings

God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.
-Edward Smegger in Super, Girl! (p. 79) — MaryJanice Davidson

Failure is the best teacher for future success. — Debasish Mridha

If I were to die today, I would have some concern for Tibet. But I know that I have personally done as much as I can to use my existence for others. So I have no regret. — Dalai Lama

Social media for the majority of companies is not about helping customers or improving products. — Tucker Max

Time travel is such a magic concept. — Matt Smith

A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby Sucks'. In less than one second something like 20 million responses came up ... yeah, there has been a lot of loathing directed towards me, and it used to drive me crazy. — Moby

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me. — Jim Carrey

You know, when they called me about the role, I thought Knots Landing was a show about a houseboat with Andy Griffith! — Donna Mills

No, I don't have a heart of gold. It's normal - the one that gets hurt by rude words and broken promises. — Saru Singhal