Witty Office Quotes & Sayings

But I beneath a rougher sea,
And whelmed in deeper gulfs than he. — Virginia Woolf

He also says I tried to throw him down a flight of stairs that year. Really, we were fighting at the top of the staircase, and I got in a lucky punch that sent him flying. Then, when my aunt Fiona asked me if I'd pushed Simon Snow down a flight of stairs, I said, "Fuck yes I did. — Rainbow Rowell

I appreciate my my sleep In sleep my conversation is witty My home is dusted My office work is up to date The dog is even well behaved And food is on the table on time But then when I'm asleep I don't have you to clutter and confuse My hungry heart — Nikki Giovanni

My parents are really quite strict, so I have to be home at a certain time - even now, at the age of 25. — Tena Desae

But I'm a selfish man. I've wanted you since you fell into my office. You are exquisite, honest, warm, strong, witty, beguilingly innocent; the list is endless. I'm in awe of you. I want you, and the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twisting in my dark soul. — E.L. James

The students I have come in contact with at Harvard are highly competent individuals who prefer to be challenged and respond well to encouragement. — Catherine Asaro

We can't rush God's timing, what is meant for us will always be for us. — Amber J. Graham

The king should be the servant of his people, and seek to uplift them and their lives. — Aleksandra Layland

The work of art is born of the intelligence's refusal to reason the concrete. It marks the triumph of the carnal. — Albert Camus

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime. — Eminem

There are times when the adoption process is exhausting and painful and makes you want to scream. But, I am told, so does childbirth. — Scott Simon

When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers
no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there was too much chance of knocking over one of the many ethereal, artistic types wandering around in hip glasses with the wrong prescription ... (39) — Susan Juby