Witty Legal Quotes & Sayings

Who shall make me perfect? I am perfect already. — Swami Vivekananda

I'm told women scream when they give birth because of the intense pain. And I think about how easily life can just slide away, like thawing ice. And how it's only the living that scream. — Peter Hedges

For electronica music, David Linton has been doing this series called Unity Gain, which is pretty cool. — Jim Coleman

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part. — Garry Shandling

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse. — Jasper Fforde

Black women sharing close ties with each other, politically or emotionally, are not the enemies of Black men. — Audre Lorde

Is it reasonable to assume that the jarring nature of a particular consequence might be the very thing that strong-arms us away from making the poor choice that we didn't see as a poor choice? — Craig D. Lounsbrough

It is a land of Wonders!
It is a land of Mystery.
It is a land that Time Forgot (or chose specifically not to remember).
Cut off from the civilized world for untold years, this land is called:
Delaware. — M T Anderson

You are absolutely the most ethereal, least sensual woman I ever knew to exist without inhuman sexlessness. — Thomas Hardy

What all of these jobs taught me is that you have to be willing to tolerate some shit you don't like - at least for a while. This is what my parents' generation would call "character building," but I prefer to call it "#GIRLBOSS training." I didn't expect to love any of these jobs, but I learned a lot because I worked hard and grew to love things about them. — Sophia Amoruso

I don't watch trailers, I like to go into every movie fresh. — Benh Zeitlin

Proverbs 17:6 reminds grandparents, Children's children are a crown to the aged. — Warren W. Wiersbe

I find I journalize too tediously. Let me try to abbreviate. — James Boswell

Love is sometimes shown in the things you don't say, don't keep track of and don't notice. The greatest kindness is often shown in letting things go. None of us is perfect, but we can all be perfect friends and perfect partners by allowing those that we love to be imperfect. Give those around you the 'break' that you hope the world will give you on your own 'bad day' and you'll never, ever regret it. — Neale Donald Walsch

Instruments are a phenomenal investment, especially violins and violas and celli, because the value really doesn't go down, and it just rises up at incredible speed and has done, and I believe will continue to do so, because these rare instruments are not getting more. They are getting less and less through the years. — Aleksey Igudesman

Life is short. Love is vast. Live like there's no tomorrow. — Michael Robotham