Witty Kettle Quotes & Sayings

I'm sure your feelings do you credit, John, but by Jove, you can't marry a female in a fit of philantropy! — Sheri Cobb South

The ball gave me prestige, gave me fame, gave me riches. Thank you, my old friend. — Alfredo Di Stefano

You don't have to justify everything. Being pissed off is just absolutely okay. — Tori Amos

Don't you find that a terribly romantic idea? Love stealing in to overtake two people who'd believe they were merely friends? — Cecilia Grant

I think at first I wanted to kill all of them. Everyone. Because if there were no people left alive, then I'd never have to love one of them again. — Sarah Porter

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines. — Fred Allen

Underneath my lashes I watched him, and I thought,Come back. Be the you I love and remember — Jenny Han

I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes. — Meljean Brook