Witty Deadlines Quotes & Sayings

Had I children, my utmost endeavors would be to make them musicians. — Horace Walpole

These girls play tennis first and foremost, the fact that many of them are very glamorous is a major bonus for any promoter. — John Lindsay

I am not resigned to the shutting away of loving hearts in the hard ground. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Give me a mandolin and I'll play you rock 'n' roll. — Keith Moon

(Roberto) Clemente could field the ball in New York and throw out a guy in Pennsylvania. — Vin Scully

I am a woman. I am a fisherman. As I have said, I am not a fisherwoman, fisherlady, or fishergirl. — Linda Greenlaw

Paradoxically, in its quest to make Americans more secure, the NSA has made American communications less secure; it has undermined the safety of the entire internet. — Luke Harding

The dehydrator blows warm air on your food for hours, sometimes days. It reminds me of the temperature and intensity of dog's breath. So imagine a German shepherd exhaling on your fruit for a weekend. — A. J. Jacobs

If the right man does not come along, there are many fates far worse. One is to have the wrong man come along. — Letitia Baldrige

And do you know Monsieur Marius? I believe I was a little in love with you. — Victor Hugo

People don't tend to hassle me because when I've got a hat on, I look like a banker. I'm just a plain guy. — Kevin Spacey

It is much easier to modify an opinion if one has not already persuasively declared it. — David Souter

Overturning patriarchy does not mean replacing men's dominance with women's dominance. That would merely maintain the patriarchal pattern of dominance. We need to transform the pattern itself. — Petra Kelly

Not born to be rich, by 1981 I had nonetheless begun to use a PC that required for its operation the absorption of several hundred pages of protocols and the placement of very large floppy disks in the freezer to fix frequent crashes. — Mark Helprin

It is not length of life, but depth of life. — Ralph Waldo Emerson