Witty Dating Profile Quotes & Sayings

Ironically, if you look at Dianne Feinstein's profile and you look at my profile, I'm the 99 percent. Dianne Feinstein's the one percent. She appeals to one percent. — Elizabeth Emken

She had waited so long for this. For this intimacy to be whole, complete, to unquestionably mean love. — Noelle Adams

Rule makers always draw up their precious rules and regulations in safety and comfort, not out in the field, where those same absolutes are supposed to be applied. At those times we have to rely on our own minds and feelings. — Alan Dean Foster

A too often forgotten truth is that you can live through actual events of history and completely miss the underlying reality of what's going. What history misses, the myth clearly expresses. The myth in the hands of a genius give us a clear picture of the inner import of life itself. — Tom Harpur

I have really been fortunate, incredibly privileged, to have done so much editorial work, and I would love to do more. But just as my editions have tried to balance the familiar with the new, the commercial with the scholarly, so too I have to admit that I don't want to do editing for the sake of it, and some possible projects would be of uncertain value to me. — Oliver Harris

The album's called A to B, right?" Bosco said. "And that's the question I want to hit straight on: how did I go from being a rock star to being a fat fuck no one cares about? Let's not pretend it didn't happen. — Jennifer Egan

A soldier when aged is not appreciated; the love of an old man sickens. — Ovid

When things are bad, change is good, right? Change means things will get better. — N.K. Jemisin

Beauty in its most completeness is never found in a single body but is something shared instead between more than one body. — Ali Smith