Witty Cinco De Mayo Quotes & Sayings

Then, as the priest was emerging somewhat uneasily from his lair, he went straight up to him, looked deep into his eyes, and growled into his face: 'If you weren't wearing skirts, what a punch I'd give you right on your ugly snout, wouldn't I just! — Guy De Maupassant

Budget grows out of the story. If you're writing a story with people caught in an elevator for most of the film, you're pretty sure it won't be a $200 million movie. — J. Michael Straczynski

I looked over and Jim Morrison was dancing the jitterbug with my grandmother on the coffee table. — Taylor Negron

I don't need ... this kind of power! If you want me to inherit such mistakes ... Then, I ... I WILL WIPE OUT THE VONGOLA! — Sawada Tsunayoshi

The true way to render age vigorous is to prolong the youth of the mind. — Mortimer Collins